Patched

To be raped by a girl known in many circles as "The Patch"

Harris "Dude! who did you take home last night?"

Billy "I got patched"

by Henry Ferrari January 16, 2009

Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

by Narcess July 13, 2007

The Patched Backpack

Lindsey Lohan's pussy

Yo dude i saw you going into the bedroom with the patched backpack last night!

by Backpacking across the US March 12, 2011

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 11, 2022

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

To be posted on lame ass social media
FPatch

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Don"t FPatch me on your post Urban DIC>
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 17, 2022