An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).
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John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.
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Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
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No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
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bob: Hey, jim, why dont you join us masturbationalists?
jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?
bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?
Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then
bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?
bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?
Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then
bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
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