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Planned Parenthood

A pro-women organization founded in the 60's.
Contrary to popular belief, Planned Parenthood offers services such as breast-cancer screenings, STD screenings, general gynecology appointments, pregnancy testing, genetic counseling, and rape counseling.
So in reality, "pro-lifers" who picket outside of PP clinics shoving propaganda into the hands of many and yelling "you're going to hell" are often preaching to girls who are getting a mammogram, not an abortion.
PP writes referals to abortion clinics, and this is only done after ALL other options are discussed with the patient.
Most clinics do not administer abortions, but rather refer the patient to a safe clinic.
They make medical services cheap and affordable to women in need.
In philidelphia a Planned Parenthood clinic was having a problem with 'pro-life' groups harassing patients. They ran a program called Pledge-a-picket in which people would pledge an amount of money for every protester that month. All proceeds benefitted planned parenthood. When "pro-life"rs found this out, they left.
by lesharkattaque June 22, 2006
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laughing parenthesis

the wrinkles around your mouth for laughing and/or smiling so much, they kind of look like parenthesis around your mouth
That girl has some serious laughing parenthesis.
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planned parenthood

a place that acknowledges women's right to control their own bodies and lives and give unbiased information unlike the pro-life who promotes ineffective abstinence-only education, puts women's health in jeopardy, spreads lies, and secretly hates independent, working women
I got accurate information about my options at Planned Parenthood unlike the time when I went to that bullshit Pregnancy Crisis Center.
by Kenny McCor June 22, 2006
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Parenthood

When you have one child, he or she exists in your world.

When you have two or more children you exist in their world.
Parenthood with one child is easy....you can take the child with you anywhere.....at any time!

Parenthood with more than one child isn't easy.... it requires planning.... to go anywhere....every time!
by Archeo Bob September 20, 2009
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Parenthood

A state of being perpetually insane and pissed.
Our kids just destroyed our hardwood floor; so tired of parenthood!
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red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.
Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!
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Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
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