A vato who ain’t down with la raza.
Garcia ain’t from here but he stay claimin he down. Foo is such a bitchass parasite.”
by I’m From Here May 3, 2020
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A parasite by definition is something who feeds off a person (or a so-called 'host').

1. A parasite in many examples could be a person who basically lives off another human being, without planning to pay them back in any way possible. This person basically takes advantage of the host or person they live off of, reasons could be of following: money, house, or food.

2. A parasite could also be something in a person or animals body. The parasite feeds off of the person/animal's insides.

3. Baby/Fetus. I techincally do look at as a baby or fetus as a parasite because it still is inside the body of a person or animal, and it does take nutriants from it's carrier.
1. Del is a parasite, all he does is feed off of people and takes advantage of them.

2. I hope Chris is okay, he had to go to the hospitol to get a parasite removed from his body or he was going to die.

3. My aunt is pregnant again, can't wait to see the little parasite when it pushes it's way out.
by Pander November 8, 2006
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Someone that works as a lawyer, solicitor, barrister, judge, or any other legal professional who drains money intravenously from hard working people until they are poverty-stricken.
Fellow parasites welcome to the annual Law Society Gala Dinner.
by Dashadoo January 9, 2023
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Someone who loves paramore so much theyll do/say anything to figure out why you dont.
When i told my friends that i didnt like paramore, those parasites started hounding me and telling me that i dont know what music is, that hayley williams is like the voice of our generation and that theyre gonna let me borrow riot and everything we know is falling.
by tig ol' biggins October 2, 2009
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A female human who uses sexual advances and intercourse to lure unsuspecting men into a trap, to feed off of them. Once they are no longer satisfied, they move on to another man and the cycle repeats.
"Dude, what the hell happened to James?"

"His parasite of a girlfriend dumped him, the bitch used sex to keep him wrapped."
by The heartless wonder January 4, 2012
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Based on the film of the same name, this is when you get a new job and then one at a time you get your friends jobs there too until you’re all running the place.
You got a job at the water park? Let’s parasite that place!
by Mattefinished January 17, 2020
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A parasite is an organism that lives on or in a host organism and gets its food from or at the expense of its host.
Parasites can be protists, bacteria, viruses, fungi, plants or (animals) > filthy, sick minded, dumb, cheap, very cheap, loser human.
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