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panty raid 

When you very sneakily borrow indefenitley a pair/bunch of panties from a girl.
True Story. I go to a private school, and I am the only boy in high school chorus. I almost went to heaven when I went on the beach trip, with all the hot girls, and Emily... But what I did was this: All the girls were downstairs (this is in a private beach house) so I decided to go into Emily's room and... look around a little bit. ^^ I bet that everyone reading this has a good enough imagination...^^
panty raid by george September 13, 2005

Panty Raid 

Unsolicited, lengthy visit by male worker with little or no ostensible business requirement to workspace of female coworker. Usually characterized by monologues on male worker's relationships with women or commentary by male worker on female coworker's gender-specific issues and/or secondary sexual attributes under the guise of professional conversation.
"He came by on a panty raid, but my secretary pretended I had another meeting and saved me."
Panty Raid by Dinosaur Mom February 20, 2009

Panty Raid 

The act of spraying your penis with bug killer (such as Raid) and engaging in intercourse with a highly unsanitary woman so the cockroaches fall out into her panties a few days later.
I hooked up with this homeless lady in a back alley and gave her the Panty Raid.
Panty Raid by thathauntfreak April 12, 2022

Panty Raid Ladder

A piece of equipment used to steal a hot girl's underwear. The aforementioned item allows raiders to quickly access targets with upper-level rooms. Most common attributes of regulation panty ladders:

- 1 to 2 stories tall
- Wooden
- Carried by 2 or more raiders
Bender: Ok, but I'll need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louis-Louis, and a regulation two-story Panty Raid Ladder.
Panty Raid Ladder by Gu3ss June 29, 2011

uniformed panty raid

These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.
"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."

post-coital panty raid 

A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.

As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.

Jane: What Happened?

Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.

panty raider 

one who tags the ass of a female, and collects their underwear afterwards
that panty raider has more g-strings on his beadpost than the fingers and toes on your body.
panty raider by Patrick Wells September 16, 2003