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Paddling The Pink Canoe

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022
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Canoe Paddling

Male version of a motorboat but it's when a man's penis is fondled.
-"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
by Paw Lee March 15, 2012
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piddle-paddling

verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
by bepatient March 19, 2006
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pandingus

Pandingus. Fancy term for Dumbass ( dum- ass) . There's really no other way to explain it other than it being the definition of dumbass.
Jaden: What's a doorbell

Kel: You Pandingus
by Tiseny December 26, 2020
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pandaing

To snuggle and spoon that ass so hard that 2 big fluffy panda's humping each other only creates a fraction of the fiery sensations that your body would bring to her. In fact, you intend on doing it so great that she will transcend in both pleasure and spirituality to the point that if you were to leave her that her body would quiver on the equivalent of a intense cocaine withdrawl and her life may potentially be rendered forever incomplete.

Pandaing comes from the word "Panda" and "ing". Similar to cupcaking. Panda-ing, except it can be called pandaing with 2 syllables instead of 3.
Joey: I would pandaing her into infinity and beyond.
Mike: Be careful bro....pandaing is serious business.
by Shookat October 3, 2011
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pandaing

Verb.
To cut someones lunch (seecut lunch) while they are eating it or after they have eaten it.
See Pandaed
The damn pandaing bastard came in and pandaed my ex girlfriend. Bad enough he was hitting on her while we were dating what a panda
by jilted April 27, 2004
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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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