my mom: "knocking on my door "
Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022
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-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
by Paw Lee March 15, 2012
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verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
by bepatient March 19, 2006
Get the piddle-paddling mug.Pandingus. Fancy term for Dumbass ( dum- ass) . There's really no other way to explain it other than it being the definition of dumbass.
by Tiseny December 26, 2020
Get the pandingus mug.To snuggle and spoon that ass so hard that 2 big fluffy panda's humping each other only creates a fraction of the fiery sensations that your body would bring to her. In fact, you intend on doing it so great that she will transcend in both pleasure and spirituality to the point that if you were to leave her that her body would quiver on the equivalent of a intense cocaine withdrawl and her life may potentially be rendered forever incomplete.
Pandaing comes from the word "Panda" and "ing". Similar to cupcaking. Panda-ing, except it can be called pandaing with 2 syllables instead of 3.
Pandaing comes from the word "Panda" and "ing". Similar to cupcaking. Panda-ing, except it can be called pandaing with 2 syllables instead of 3.
Joey: I would pandaing her into infinity and beyond.
Mike: Be careful bro....pandaing is serious business.
Mike: Be careful bro....pandaing is serious business.
by Shookat October 3, 2011
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To cut someones lunch (seecut lunch) while they are eating it or after they have eaten it.
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To cut someones lunch (seecut lunch) while they are eating it or after they have eaten it.
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The damn pandaing bastard came in and pandaed my ex girlfriend. Bad enough he was hitting on her while we were dating what a panda
by jilted April 27, 2004
Get the pandaing mug.That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.
She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.
Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.
Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
by Jay April 23, 2005
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