PAF

Pissed As Fuck
Acronym used when someone is extremely mad. Usually used in social communication. Ex. texting, instant messaging, email, facebook, myspace, twitter, ect.

-text message conversation-

boy #1: I'm PAF because she stood me up for the 3rd time last night!

boy #2: bro, forget her, she's a damn hoochie.

by sgeri July 11, 2011

PAF

PAF: Physical Acts of Friendship
Similar to PDA (Public Displays of Affection) but can only be expressed in a platonic relationship.

"Did you see Zion and Joe today? They're the cutest friends ever. So much PAF!"

by TootsieFruits October 8, 2018

Paf

Female masturbation, derived from the word 'fap' to describe male masturbation.

I caught Jen paffing in the girl's bathroom!

by Arabellaroxk April 13, 2009

PAF

Party At Fender's.

See also Fender.

Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*

by IAMSODOT May 7, 2005

PAF

Poor As Fuck

Leaside is a PAF neighbourhood.

by pafjamcoordinator January 20, 2011

PAF

Party At Fender's.

See also Fender.

Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*

by IAMSODOT May 5, 2005

PAF

Pro Ass Fucker

Hey Jessica, will you come over and be big spoon, because you are the best PAF ever!!!

by MacDaddy14 September 29, 2011