Pastar

The name of a beautiful girl.

Woah Pastar is so hot!

by Goombameow July 21, 2021

Pastard

1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.

2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.

3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)

Bill: "That church dude really needs to cut his hair. He's a real pastard."

Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."

Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"

Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"

by NoSandal January 18, 2011

Pastard

It is said of a certain kind of flatmate that, when it comes to cooking, always resorts to the same old, readymade and frustratingly uninspiring pasta dish.

Flatmate 1: Ohh, tonight Rob's making dinner! I'm sure he won't let us down. He really has a gift for cooking.

Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!

by A Cracovian flatmate April 21, 2011

Pastarazzi

Foodie bloggers who insist on taking pictures of their meal at nice restaurants.

We would have enjoyed our meal if not for the Pastarazzi and their camera flash.

by machaus December 30, 2007

Padster

Somebody who knows how the shit goes on the streets. Usually involved in pimping, drug dealing or some other form of cool crime.

Yo dawg, you be straight illin' if you think you fly as Padster.

by Supermang September 11, 2005

Padsturbate

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

by Stonecartier July 9, 2011

padster

A closet homo who thinks they're cool but really aren't. they also love playing the pink oboe and licking elton john's ring.

Queensbridge dweller #1 "Yo kid check out that Padster over there rimming that fat four-eyed homo"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "WORD IS BORN!"

Queensbridge dweller #1 "It's word is BOND ffs"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "PEACE GOD!"

by B.I.G ToE May 12, 2008