Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

by M/L/E March 6, 2011

Chinese Padlock

The Chinese Padlock is when you wrap your dick around under you and stick it in your own ass

Dude, running the De-Alerting aff is pretty much giving yourself the Chinese Padlock

by mrfriend6969 August 21, 2009

Padlock Chaser

A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"

I'm a full blown padlock chaser, and I'm dam proud of it.

by SiLentThReaD December 15, 2009

Dirty Padlock

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.

Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

wank paddock

truck stop

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.

by decembeard December 10, 2012

Top Paddock

As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!

Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.

She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!

by Piano Player July 26, 2018

German padlock

A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.

-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...

-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!

by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008