Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue

Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

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kool-aid packets

shit that you snort and then go "OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Friend: hey you want to snort some kool-aid packets?

me: OHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!

by lomon snorts kool-aids packets September 4, 2019

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Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021

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Pasta Packets of Cheese

A new name invented by a dumb person that actually just means ravioli.

"Dude, I LOVE Pasta Packets of Cheese!"

by ilikesk1ttless January 25, 2025

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A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.

Popularized in summer of 2024.

(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: 😭
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: 😭
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: 😭

by crescending December 4, 2024

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