Putz

Putz technically means fool or jerk. Vulgarly it means penis. In german it is Aufputz which means 'to clean'

He's a putz... ie... He's a jerk
He has/is a putz... ie... He has/is a penis

by Kaytee P April 8, 2003

putz

Used also to describe someone who is taking their time in a lazy manner. This is akin to saying that someone was lazy for an undefined period of time (see putzing, putzes, or putzed).

Joe was a putz with his computer.
Chuck putzes in his office.
Matt putzed on the golf course all day.

by Guler March 11, 2005

Putz

This is the type of person to drink windex by the gallon an absolute retard you know who you are

There is a putz drinking windex beside me

by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021

putz

Technician's lingo form Yiddish word "putz" dick.

To change or alter something haphazardly in order to observe a result. Often done with no significant goal in mind and as a form of wasting time. Interchangeable with "dick around".

Someone who putz's with equipment on a regular basis instead of contributing a in useful manner may be called a putz monkey.

Work gave me an old sever to putz with.

by Waz3113 February 8, 2007

putz

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

You little putz! Who do you think you are?

by Light Joker December 23, 2005

putz

Radio host Rush Limbaugh.

Why do you listen to that old putz?

by Phixes February 23, 2005

Putz

Yiddish word for small penis .

Man go home and play with you putz.

by KingBiscuit44 January 6, 2016