Post Traumatuc Turtle Disorder. Similar to PTSD, however it is onset by a traumatic viewing involving a turtle. This could include a turtle being crushed by a car, an empty turtle shell, etc.
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Post traumatic turtle disorder
When you walk into a museum, in the middle of spring, and see something you can never unsee.
When you walk into a museum, in the middle of spring, and see something you can never unsee.
All of Stones and Bones have PTTD.
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Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
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Get the ptsdio mug.Marching Band PTSD is when you have gained PTSD from Marching Band. It’s could be from messing up or dropping during a performance, or it can be a little thing like showing up late for practice. There is always a consequence for everything.
Me: I had a nightmare. I think it’s from my Marching Band PTSD.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
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She was a postdoc at the university for ten years before she discovered that she had to find a permanent job to pay for the kitty litter to keep her family together.
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