ptochocracy

Government by the poor.

After the revolution, ptochocracy was introduced; as opposed to the plutocratic government that existed beforehand.

by Dr. Paulus November 17, 2003

PTCD

Acronym: "Post Traumatic Cunt Disorder"

When you're out with your significant other and see something that brings on a memory from a bad relationship.

Me: "Seeing those gaudy shoes reminds me of that narcissist I used to date."

Friend: "that's some PTCD dude!"

by MikeZ! January 1, 2017

PTCD!!

Acronym: "Put That Cookie Down!!". Origin - Jingle all the way(film). Order instructing the execution of the motion of shortening of vertical distance between a small cake made from stiff, sweet dough and the centre of the earth. Also see PTCDN.

Man: MMmmmmm These cookies are delicious!
Arnie: PTCD!!

by JackRazzak June 12, 2007

procd

One who is completely obsessed with how their profile looks. Commonly referring to someone who spends a lot of time on AIM.

Person 1: Wow, her pro is really cool lately!
Person 2: It better be. She's really procd!

by volleyballgrl October 7, 2008

ptoyd

Put dat on yo dad

“Bro I just got 500$ “
“Nahh ptoyd”

by Ymab😉 July 28, 2021

PTVCD

Acronym for Post Traumatic Vacuum Cord Disorder.

Timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. It was filthy. Dirt was all over the floor from his brother Brayden's soccer game. His shin guards were spread around the floor. After tidying up the floor, Timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, Timmy was done. He unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. He depressed his foot on the cord return button. The cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. However, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of Timmy's heel. Timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself "HOW IN FUCKING HELL DID THIS BULLSHIT HAPPEN!" 25 years later Timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from PTVCD. They can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more prone to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.

by Jake Gogolinski June 20, 2015

ptochophobia

hatred of the poor. This feeling is generally harboured by the rich.

As soon as he turned upstart, he began harbouring ptochophobia.

by uttam maharjan March 15, 2010