Read and Prepare

A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.
Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.

Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
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Prepare the tatau

Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.
by Chadius Wardeen June 6, 2013
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prepare yourself

When you tell your opponent to prepare for you, when you fully prepared, and ready to challenge anyone and anything.
Person1: Prepare yourself!
Person2: Come at me! My body is ready!
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prepare the sexy

a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.
Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.
by jcash January 30, 2005
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Pre-prepared

An adjective indicating that something has been prepared before it is prepared.
"I didn't prepare dinner tonight because is was pre-prepared. You'll find it in the freezer."
by Urban-Joe November 24, 2012
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PREPARE THYSELF

(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.
"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"
by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023
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Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother
Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though
by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017
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