Pueef

When air gets stuck inside the penis and is forcibly released like a cannon out like a queef.

Dude i have a straw in my penis and i straight pueefed when I pulled it out.

by Pueefmster July 2, 2018

Pueef

The involuntary release of soul from the male penis

C Nasty: Dude what smells like soul?

D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef

*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef

by D Vi and C Nasty August 29, 2009

Pueef

When a girl queefs and pees at the same. Similar to a “shart” being shit and fart at the same time.

When Lisa’s younger sister jumped on her stomach Lisa pueefed. Everyone heard it, but her pad prevented anyone from seeing the pee.

by Revco3 February 21, 2019

p-queef

Causing yourself to fart out your urethra

"we p-queef all the time when we use pumps"

by Anders121 September 15, 2005

pueef

1. when a girl/guy poops and farts outta his/her dick/vagina
there have been rumors that such had occured, but there is no true evidence

Example 1. wtf that gordana chick pueefed while eating some cake at the wedding yesterday

Example 2. i dont even wanna know how theres poo on the front of ur boxers... did you pueef?

by pueef June 23, 2009

Pueef

A pueef is like a quuef, except, it is from the penis. It sounds like a car with rusty brakes.

Manny just pueefed on me!

by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020

Pueef

A queef you get while pissing.

Lindsay: UGHHH I just pueefed again

Jessica: omg ew don’t tell me about that

by Ven1s June 18, 2021