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Power Shower 

a long refreshing shower that relieves stress and brings nourishment to the body.
meaghan and brian took nice long Power Showers
Power Shower by meaghan May 13, 2005

Power Shower 

an expression for when someone has a turning point in their career which allows them new access to levels of ability such as parking in the handicapped spots even without the handicapped sticker.
"Did you hear about the mayor giving Bryan Cranston the master key to all the private swimming pools in the city?"

"Yeah I did! He deserves it too, especially after he saved that poor midget from drowning in the deep end!"

"Oh man, I wish I had access to all the pools in the city. It's like the ultimate power shower."
Power Shower by Pokeynectar27 June 25, 2015

power shower 

a shower with two or more people mastubating themselves or each other
joe: wagone mate you wanna go power shower
bob: lets go bro
power shower by avaziy fan July 27, 2021

Power shower 

That one shower where you apply all necessary cleaning, you shave, you wash your hair, you do post shower hair and body treatments, it’s the ultimate shower
I’m about to take a power shower, I’ll probably be there for 2 hours

Eisenhower Power Shower 

A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.
Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.

Icenhower Power Shower 

The act of retaining one's urine for a week and then ushering forth a wave of piss on their partner's face the likes of which R Kelly could only dream of. This super slaying move is guaranteed to win the hearts of any man, woman, otherkin, and animal under the sun. Best used on a Friday night and while reciting Revelation 19, the move has several variants. One may grasp the partner's head and cascade down the shower to exfoliate the hair follicles, thereby removing 6 months of stress in a 30 minute quenching of urine. Alternatively one may attempt to get an Angry Dragon variant by urinating directly into the partner's mouth, this should be done to where the partner blasts the piss out of both nostrils, ears, and eyes.
Ultimately, the Icenhower Power Shower is one of the deadliest and sexiest maneuvers known to mankind, the originator of this move had an average penis too which makes it even more impressive considering its popularity.
Guy at Party: Hey Cindy why do you smell like dog piss and have liquid running from your ears and nose?

Cindy: Oh you know Elijah gave me the classic Icenhower Power Shower