poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomf

poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers

omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.

by Awsome doode February 14, 2022

pommy bastard

Australian slang.
see pompommybastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.

Shut up ya pommy bastard!!

by gladi June 28, 2008

Poomah

To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:

body cleanse

drinking waaay too much
spicy food

Dude, I totally just POOMAH'd in the bathroom from all that Thai food.

by poomah expert February 5, 2010

poomduang

The white chocolate residue in the peanut butter jar

I'm not pissed you barbaroed me last night but you left a family-sized poomduang in me!

by CircleSlash October 28, 2011

Janky pommel

a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.

Dude she gave me a janky pommel last night.

by eldgrim tehviking June 28, 2009

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009