When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.
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Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.
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Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.
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spicy food
body cleanse
drinking waaay too much
spicy food
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I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.
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