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Pensacola Payphone

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.
Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.
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Pwnsause

Made in the 808 state.

When you "pwn" very epically and you have no other word to describe it.
"omg overkill@! so pwnsause"

"ooooo pwned these noobs im so pwnsause"
by yur mum rates me June 28, 2009
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ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE

That kid is sooo going to get ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE after I'm finished with him, wheter he likes it or not.
by Mono1 April 16, 2009
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ponsard meltdown

When some body gets really mad over something as little as coughing or sneezing.
Dude don't leave your clothes hanging out of the hamper, your wife will have a ponsard meltdown.
by Han$ January 11, 2008
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pensacola

Small city on the tip of the panhandle in Northwest Florida. Founded by Spanish settlers in the 1600s, the city had been used primarily as a port and coastal defense asset. Since then, it has developed and attracted numerous military bases. Pensacola and the surrounding area is home to the Navy's flight demonstration squadron, the Blue Angels, primary flight training for Naval Aviators and Flight Officers, as well as advanced training for Navy helicopter pilots and jet flight officers.
Pensacola is known for its sugar-sand beaches, numerous golf courses (including the Moors, host of the annual Blue Angel Classic), and exciting downtown night life. Popular locations incluce Pensacola Beach, Perdido Key, Seville Quarter, McGuire's, O'Reillys, Flounders, Bamboo Willies, Brews Brothers, and many others.
Pensacola has numerous ethnic restaraunts, as well as Southern flavors, a bustling regional airport, two malls, rapid urban and suburban growth, a dedicated interstate, a greyhound track, motor speedway, 30,000+ person civic center, fairgrounds, and no less than 6 Wal-Marts in the general vicinity.

Interesting facts: Escambia County, Pensacola's home, has the highest number of churches per capita than any other county in Florida.
"Hey, wanna go to Pensacola?"

"Why?"

"Good point."
by amt May 13, 2005
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punsackle

When someone urinates and it freezes into a iceicle like state.
Jade went pee in 40 below weather and he peed out a punsackle.
by j-a-d-e** December 6, 2006
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Pensacola Pickle Swing

When a male (in full erect status) lies prone on his back, pulls his erect penis down to touch his belly, then releases it thus slapping the female in the forehead whilst she licks the man's taint.
Shit homes, I totally gave that twat the Pensacola Pickle Swing last night and got my junk tangled in her hair. Damn that shit hurts.
by HotLunch August 30, 2006
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