family parties

a place where you have to sit in a house with your super annoying family member who force you to say hello and goodbye in a really awkward way so that they can feel good about themselves.
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL

kid: so this is really fun(sarcastic)
random relative: hey do you have a girlfriend
kid: IM GAY YOU STUPID SON OF A.......
family parties: a place of hell

by IphoneSlayer1713 May 25, 2016

Mandatory sex parties

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.

"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."

by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009

dubai porta parties

Western girls (pornstars and IG models mostly) are flown into Dubai for the purpose of being gangbanged by many Arab men. At these parties the men will DP and GB the girls and sometimes make the girls have sex with animals or the men will defecate on the girls (hence the porta potty aspect). After the parties the girls will go home with $50-75k for the few days work.

Mary loves Dubai Porta Parties, for just 3 days work she can buy a new car.

by Sukmukdick July 21, 2018

Individual Parties

Is a form of hobnobbing that involves a single person instead of several people. These often consist of some sort of dancing or jiving but in no way should include alcohol because drinking alone would be a Individual Party foul and is not accepted in a any circle.

Guy 1: Why is it better to be high than drunk?

Bum: Uh... you have better language, better action, more activities, and... more individual parties going on, y'have better parties...

by JorBenAddy January 29, 2009

bra parties

When girls have parties and dance crazily to music, usually popular music.

Caroline and Jordan have bra parties when they are hyper.

by victoria secret lovers June 13, 2009

My Cat Parties (MCP)

Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.

Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)

They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP

Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP

by Chill Cat October 21, 2010

Rainbow Parties

A type of party where a large group of young girls compete to see who can mark their unique lipstick color furthest down on the shaft of a boys penis. Rainbow parties mostly likely do not exist but if they do that would be awsome.

You will not find a pot of gold at the end of rainbow parties, but their is an occasional pearl necklace.

by christopher hitchensNHM December 14, 2007