pack fudge or pack your bags

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

by PMax January 11, 2009

Packing the Fudge

A saying the originated in the 70's. When two homosexual males have sex there is only one of two places that dick is going into. Let's just hope it doesn't cause constipation. Gay people need a way to make love too.

When Gary put his dick up Larry's ass he started packing the fudge.

by TheWhiteBowser August 2, 2016

pack your fudge

The act of packing someone's fudge; or fisting the living shit out of someone

Shut up before I pack your fudge stupid cunt

by Gregg November 29, 2016

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003

fudge pack

to have anal intercourse; compacting the feces in the intestines by means of the male genitals during anal sex

I wanna fudge-pack you, Bitch!

by King Shit January 18, 2003

fudge pack

to insert your penis into the asshole

I refuse to fudge pack because the condom always breaks.

by LeMarr McVay November 21, 2003

fudge packing

the art of a man taking in the rear from another man. this is how the tootise roll was invented.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003