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Apogee adventures is better then overland adventures.
by Shane Churilla July 30, 2021
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the overland

the overland is giving a prostitue over the age of 35 a ride home without having intercourse. but before she can escape the grasp of the vehicle, she is made to strip down and put on a McDonalds work shirt and ask "How May I Help You Today". Then she is forced to service the driver of the automoblie with the following of choices:

The McGribbler: she slowly grasps the testicles of the paying customer, and puts them in her mouth. while in her mouth, she uses a varitey of condiments, ranging from mustard to thousand island dressing.

The McBitchWitch: the driver takes a handful of the prostites hair, and takes her head and slams it into the dash board while screaming "I am giving you the McBitch you dirty Witch". While all this is going on, he is masturbating into his hand, and while he is about to climax, he climax in his palm, and puts it on the dash board and rams her face into it.

The Mc BlowHard: A personal favorite, and most well known for its beginnging in the Williston, North Dakota area, the prostitute is given a enima of blended sandwhiches of the Mc Donalds dollar menu. (be sure to blend sandwhiches well, and mix with a large portion of orange/prune juice) once sandwhiches are made into a milkshake of delight, a large funnel is inserted into her fanny, and the nummmy liquid is pumped into her hooo-haw. Then with the delicious milkshake waiting in her rectum, one is required to kick her in the stomach as hard as possible, making her shit her pants with orange/prune juice, and ground up cheeseburegers. Then they are to force her from the vehicle and make her scream " I love the MC Blowhard Sandwhich, it makes me shit my pants", while walking back to the shitty street corner she came from. Then lastly, one is to run up behind her and slap her in the face with raw hamberger, and say, "No thats a Meal you bitch"!!!!!!
"That double crossing bitch is going to get the overland if she doesnt watch it"

"How much do you charge for the overland"

"You take cash or check for the overland"
by Bitch Weed July 29, 2008
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sin city overland

Las Vegas based lithium and solar installation company for RVs and Off Grid houses

certified install for battleborn batteries and victron energy
wow! sin city overland did a great job on our off grid system.
by ugtjckd February 15, 2024
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European Overhand

A tricky technique of male masturbation, performed when the flogger uses a palm-down hand position whereby the index finger is closest to the shaft base, as opposed to the classic underhand where the pinky is closest.
I had the house to myself last night, so I took my time on the internet: right hand, left hand, then finished off with a torrid spree of European Overhand.
by EloyWayne February 19, 2012
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throwing it overhand

Throwing it overhand is a masturbating grip where the thumb is closest to the base and the palm of the hand is on top. This grip was derived from a common way to throw dice.
I got so bored of the normal grip I decided it was time to start throwing it over hand, and i have never been back.

If masturbating grips were sex positions: The normal one to throwing it overhand is like missionary to doggy style.

Once you go overhand you never go back.
by Alex The BIg Dick April 25, 2008
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overlanding

Overlanding is a group of people that talk about taking their heavily equipped vehicles offroading through tough terrain and off trail camping, but never do.
Hey bro, after I put thousands in my new truck I think I'm going to take it overlanding in my backyard. It's going to be epic.

This new rooftop tent cost me three thousand dollars, but will be worth if for the two times I use it during my overlanding trip behind Walmart.
by Jumelton April 23, 2017
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Oberlander

A smart sarcastic moron who thinks he's cooler than most people, which he is, but is too cocky too realze it.
Damn bro you're such a fucking oberlander
by Ben XD June 22, 2008
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