organized stalking

A system of organized psychological terror tactics used against a person who has become an enemy of an individual or a government. Subtle but effective techniques of stalking by multiple individuals and psychological intimidation and manipulation are used to slowly but surely drive the target to make complaints to authorities who will see the complaints as bogus because of the methods used against the target. As a result, the target gets labelled as mentally ill.

There are as many stalking tactics as there are targets as the multistalkers will tailor the stalking to the individuals habits and individual personality. Some common examples or organized stalking are: following the target on foot, by car and public transportation, crowding the target's space in a public place, murmuring insults under the breath so only the target can hear, sitting in the car outside the target's residence, starting "fights" in public with the target, doing "skits" on the street which involves information only the target should know but has been found out via surveillance of the target, stealing and vandalism of the target's possesions.

by samaritan September 9, 2006

organic portal

A person who serves no purpose other than to eat and shit.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.

That dude Ed is nothing but an organic portal.

by wrenchingking January 25, 2012

Organivore

A noun that is an irregular formation of the adjective “Organic” and the suffix “-vore”. It is informally used to refer to enthusiastic consumers who are proponents of certified organic foods.

Tiffany is a teetotaler, a vegetarian, an organivore and a rawist; she’s running out of things she can eat

by IbreathAir February 2, 2021

organic chemistry

A class that rapes the shit out of you and your GPA. Learn useful things like deprotonating your mom and what not to do after college

The organic chemistry did me in the butt and I bent over for it.

by Kbad December 6, 2006

fake-organized

when your room looks neat and clean, but in reality under your couch/bed, and in your closet (or other hiding nooks) is an absolute atrocity. usually occurs with people who were once organized but no longer have the time anymore.

"your room doesn't even look any different after 8 hours?"
"hah nope because usually my room is fake-organized but there is a ton of crap under my couch and in my closet..but no its 'real'-organized"

by holymoleydood August 6, 2009

Pipe Organ

A musical instrument of the keyboard family that is generally built into a large building such as a cathedral or large concert hall.
The sound is produced by pressing the keys which causes air to be blown through pipes of different lengths. The large pipes can make some of the best soul shakeing bass. The original sub-woofer

We went to mass and the pipe organ rocked...the entire church!

by sound_calc_man May 6, 2006

organic straight

preference of the opposite sex with the exclusion of transgender people and fake genders.

Ken is an organic straight dude.

by organic_straight_dude March 9, 2021