The Oracle

A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.

person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 25, 2008

Pulling an Oracle

When a person, company or organization takes over something that people depend on, then totally screw it up so bad, or jack the price up ridiculously high, that it's now completely unusable and loads of people are just plain screwed. The perpetrator then gets off totally scott free, laughing in total glee at others misfortune. Usually used to destroy a competing service, company, technology, person, memory, holiday or other resource. Named for Oracle, Inc. after their acquisition of Sun Microsystems, and Oracle's subsequent destruction of the Java programming language and MySQL database system. But applicable to every day life by cool people as well as nerds. Because cool people are actually smart, not pathetic losers who revel in their own idiocy.

Say you're at a party and some dude grabs your beer then spits in it. "Want it back now?" he says. That's Pulling an Oracle.

Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.

Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.

by TwistedMotherFucker December 12, 2010

consult the oracle

To type a word,phrase,question,or query in to google. To seek an answer via the search engine google.

"What time does the movie start?"
"I'm not sure...consult the oracle!"

"Hmmm ....I have a nasty rash...time to consult the oracle..."

by canuckchuck66 October 4, 2014

Oracle

A piece of shit database server programmed to stop a software developer in their tracks at every turn.

My software was working fine everywhere else, but then Oracle came in and fucked up my day!

by senseiteki September 20, 2012

Oracle

A divine or an especially authoritative revelation (or the person who delivers it), often an ambiguous or enigmatic utterance spoken through a medium in a trance state.

An oracle was a person or agency considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinion, predictions or precognition of the future, inspired by the gods. As such it is a form of divination.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 14, 2010

oraler

Someone who modifies their pickup untastefully and unnecessarily.

Such as, tuning for smoke instead of power, large tow hooks that are not used for towing, huge exhaust tips on stock exhaust, and suspension lifts when they don't leave pavement.
Often wear flatbill hats and white sunglasses.

That guys such an oraler, his pickups slow as a camry.

by real_diesel_enthusiast October 10, 2014

orale

To quote a famous mexican comedian: "It is a term of excitement like yeehaw is to the country folk." It does not have a definite meaning but it makes you feel good to say it.

Jonnies:Hay vato! Que viva la rasa!
Iggy: Orale!!! Que viva!!!

by houston October 28, 2004