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Optional Baldness

A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!
"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"
by J-man1990 June 4, 2008
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Optional October

This is the prelude to "no-shave November." It is where shaving becomes optional due to a variety of factors, including the beginning of the MLB playoffs, your favorite NFL team being 3-1, plain old laziness, or the fact that one just needs some practice not shaving. It can also relate in northern tier states to the beginning of deer bow hunting.
Dude, you didn't shave today. Are you prepping for "No-Shave November?" "Yep, but it has a name. It's called Optional October."
by iliumoptical October 2, 2012
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Optional Anal

Its the action of doing anal sex with another being (female, demiboy i dont give a shit just stfu and read the rest ok) after you fucked the being in the vagina.
" Damn that pussy so good but let me get a taste of that ass too, throw in an optional anal".
by Ruige Kever August 12, 2021
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Teeth Optional

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.
Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.
by will bitten September 20, 2017
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Tarps Optional

A rule referring to telling people that there is now an option of wearing a shirt or not.
-TARPS OPTIONAL PARTY (guy#1)

-Yo, where can i leave my tarp? (guy#2)

-you can hide it in my refrigerator. (guy#1)
by matmo February 10, 2010
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clothing optional

Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.
Billy eventually got the courage to remove his trunks at the clothing optional beach.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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