oolong

late, great rabbit who could balance pancakes, among other things, on it's head

oolong was great at balancing objects!

by Dagon January 12, 2005

oolong

long schlong

nice oolong

by pillyreal April 27, 2021

Oolong Tea

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey

God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.

by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

oolong fever

When a Chinese person is attracted to black people. Similar to yellow fever or jungle fever.

Oolong means black dragon in Chinese. (ex: Oolong tea)

My friend Victor is Chinese and he loves black girls. He got that oolong fever

by AsianExpress March 28, 2008

oolong

When your partner wakes up in the middle of the night, catches a glimpse of your junk, and gasps “oo long!" And then proceeds to arouse and initiate sex with your sleeping body.

Homie # 1: Yo braddah! I hooked up with a witch last night!
Homie # 2: Whaaa...she hex you or sumthin'?
Homie # 1: Nahhh...she oolonged me! I woke up nuttin' on her face!
Homie # 2: You lucky bastard...

by jhāna June 2, 2025