Oolong

A gay man that chats in a chatroom and likes to have sex in a lion costume.

<Oolong> if i got a pet i would get a mute fat guy
<Oolong> a hairy one

by Tenchi147 October 19, 2003

Oolong

The nastiest RSX owner ever. The power of dreams. Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Oolong, so if you got a friend named Oolong count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!

I know this guy everyone calls him Oolong but I dont know his real name

by mrniceguy420 March 30, 2021

oolong

When your partner wakes up in the middle of the night, catches a glimpse of your junk, and gasps “oo long!" And then proceeds to arouse and initiate sex with your sleeping body.

Homie # 1: Yo braddah! I hooked up with a witch last night!
Homie # 2: Whaaa...she hex you or sumthin'?
Homie # 1: Nahhh...she oolonged me! I woke up nuttin' on her face!
Homie # 2: You lucky bastard...

by jhāna June 2, 2025

Oolong Tea

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey

God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.

by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

oolong fever

When a Chinese person is attracted to black people. Similar to yellow fever or jungle fever.

Oolong means black dragon in Chinese. (ex: Oolong tea)

My friend Victor is Chinese and he loves black girls. He got that oolong fever

by AsianExpress March 28, 2008

oblong schlong

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

mike oxlong

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

by tallnick June 11, 2006