jhāna's definitions

Ghostface Killah

The act of ejaculating on someone's face, prompting them to flash the Wu-Tang hand sign and declare, “Wu-Tang Forever.” The term riffs off “the ghost of sperm killed on your face,” paying tribute to both the clan and Ghostface himself.

Partner A: Are you ready for da Ghostface Killah bb?
Partner B: Yes bb.
Partner A: *skeets on face*
Partner B: Wu-Tang Forever! * throws up Wu-Tang Sign*

By default, the Ghostface Killah is always consensual.

by jhāna June 2, 2025

oolong

When your partner wakes up in the middle of the night, catches a glimpse of your junk, and gasps “oo long!" And then proceeds to arouse and initiate sex with your sleeping body.

Homie # 1: Yo braddah! I hooked up with a witch last night!
Homie # 2: Whaaa...she hex you or sumthin'?
Homie # 1: Nahhh...she oolonged me! I woke up nuttin' on her face!
Homie # 2: You lucky bastard...

by jhāna June 2, 2025