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olive garden 

A respectable resteraunt chain usually located in a parking lot of a shitty mall
where space cadet waiters serve unlimited breadsticks and salad and suburbanites rejoice at chicken parmasean entres.WOOH! "we are goin to olive garden! Get in the mini van!"
Sarah: Yall want to go to olive garden? (time passes)
Natalie: Where's the bread?
Cori: I hope they don't put the cheese on the salad in fron of me
Sarah: I want my fuckin refill of diet coke!
Waiter: Would you like some parmasean cheese with that?
Natalie: NO I WANT MY BREADSTICKS DAMNIT!
Cori: They better have andes mints. That's the reason you come here, well the breadsticks too!
olive garden by Natalie K December 28, 2005
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Olive Garden 

The realm of unlimited breadsticks. These breadsticks have a mystical energy that emit from them that forces your body to proceed to consume breadsticks repeatedly against your will.
Boomer: Lets go to Olive Garden Later!

Gen-zer: No, we can't go there or we shall be consumed by temptation.

Olive Garden 

Not an italian restaurant at all.
Here, in Italy, we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust in me: italian food is totally differt!!
In olive garden they put cheese on you salade: we'd never do!
Olive Garden by CamillaPS May 4, 2006

Olive Garden 

Bad excuse for Italian food. Bad excuse for food. Rubber bread sticks. Silly Salad. Overcooked fish. Overcooked (over microwaved) broccoli. Nasty-as-hell, disgusting "fettuccine." Gross, worse-than-frozen lasagne. But the water was fantastic. PUSH THE WINE!!
John: Let's go to Olive Garden!!!

Jane: No fucking way.

olive garden 

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olive garden by menliker5000 December 28, 2022

Olive Garden 

A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.
Olive Garden by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

olive garden 

the act of pouring olive oil on your penis, then fucking a vagina, then eating it out.
Dude I took her I olive garden last night

The restaurant

No...
olive garden by metgor24 February 24, 2010