/obvious

Read as "slash obvious", it is used at the end of a statement to note that the previously said was not necessary or the topic being discussed is nothing to talk about because its outcome is so obvious.

<Brian> A recent study revealed that men actually enjoy sex!
<Peter> /obvious

by p-viddy April 21, 2004

obvious stator

Someone that constantly states the obvious things that everyone knows already and the person reassures them of the obvious.

Sarah just said; I am thirsty I think I will get a drink of wster. She is such an obvious stator.

by Fuzzy Faded December 12, 2020

Obvious Wolf

A term used to describe somebody whom has done something wrong, and to sarcasticly compliment them.

Paul: John accidentally dropped the soap.
Arthew: What an obvious wolf!

by mattraf October 16, 2012

Obvious conversation

An entire conversation discussed about nothing except obvious facts. Usually held on awkward blind dates, between coworkers, conversations between a father and his porn star daughter, or a douchebag who thinks he's smooth while trying to hit on a girl.

Rob: So, It's rained everyday this week.
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation

by Beanstalker August 25, 2010

Obvious troll is obvious

Used on MMO forums the world (of warcraft) over, this meme phrase means that someone is a troll. Or trolling.

Phrase is said to originate, like so many other annoying memes, from lolcats, in this case "longcat is long."

Nubbins: ZOMG I waz dieded wai does game SUK DIK much plz plz nerf thing that kill ME!!!!11

Player: Obvious troll is obvious.

by waru4u February 2, 2009

Obvious Troll

Obvious Troll is a widely accepted term describing a forum contributor who contributes with very obvious posts or asks questions for which there are only obvious answers. Obvious troll posts are a subject to flames or flame wars on forums.

A: d(o.o)b
OT: How do you get the backwards "b"
A: it is called a "d"
X: OT, that was such an obvious troll question

by Noeh October 14, 2008

obvious bitch

Someone that acts like they have good intentions when everyone can see that those intentions are actually self serving.

Person 1 - Did you hear Justine telling everyone that she tried to reach out to Karla to apologize but Karla wouldn't respond to her?
Person 2 - Yeah, she's such an obvious bitch.

by JenFlowers November 20, 2020