Obsessed

1. The utter refusal of Celtic fans to focus on their team instead of others, choosing to talk endlessly about Rangers instead.

"I know we won 6-0 today, but a Rangers player has said something in the press, so lets talk about that instead cause we're obsessed"

"Our coach is leaving due to an undisclosed tax issue? Aye ok, but what happened to Rangers today? I don't care about the team I support, cause I am obsessed with Rangers."

"Fat Sally, you don't do walking away. Rangers are a new club!"
"Do you know the Celtic starting eleven?"
"No, but, but, but... Fat Sally?"
"Ah Tam, yer obsessed."

by TrollFan April 28, 2014

Obsessed

And, hey, at least be a little fair! Aight?

Hym "I'm a lot less obsessed than some of these other weirdos, alright? I got other stuff going on, yeah? We're doing our own thing. It's not very lucrative but we are 👌deeply engrained👌in the global culture. Undeniably so. So you just calm down with your little ass."

Iam "You gotta stop..."

Hym "What!? They care so much about 'relativity' until I end up being relatively better than everyone. Damn. Cut a motherfucker some slack."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

obsession

An almost insane desire, longing, or burning lust for someone or something. You feel like without that thing or person, you are not complete and can't cope, or- in extreme circumstances- live, unless you have the object you desire.

Getting back with my ex-boyfriend has become such an obsession for me that I lose sleep trying to think of ways to lure him back into my arms.

by Jalyssa December 9, 2008

obsessed

Can't stop thinking about.

I'm obsessed with gamecube.

by Tommy November 4, 2003

obsession

ob⋅ses⋅sion  /əbˈsɛʃən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation uhb-sesh-uhn

–noun 1. the domination of one's thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, image, desire, etc.

Karls current obsession is to get a new computer just because Larry has one and he keeps staring at computer hardware web pages.

by Firefoxx65 February 23, 2010

obsession

someone who is sickly addicted to thinking about you and what you are doing, and making everything you do about them.
they never get enough of the thought of you in their head, it’s never ending.
they’re obsessed.

joan has a complete obsession with gresa did you know?

by ahahhaahdidilie April 4, 2020

obsessed

1. Loving to the point of maybe even stalking.

2. Thinking only about one thing.

Spreading the word of the wonderful New York Dolls to everyone in your life.

mak: HEY, WHO'VE YOU TOLD ABOUT OUT BOYS LATELY?

kim: MY ENGLISH TEACHER, BOYFRIEND, AND ORTHODONTIST!

mak: WHAT'D THEY SAY? WILL THEY CHECK OUT SOME SONGS?

kim: MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME I'M TOO obsessed WITH THE DOLLS. AND HE BROKE UP WITH ME.

by Sylvainia August 4, 2008