blond oboist

He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.

Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist

by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015

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Obose

A combination of “obese” and “verbose” it is used to describe people who are overweight and use a lot of long and complicated or seldom used words. Usually to make themselves appear more intelligent to others.

Bryan you’re getting way to obose.

by GrEMbOt... April 6, 2006

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Oboses

Someone who is extremely obese and fat.
They live in a McDonald’s basement hoping people would drop crumbs.

« Is Alex oboses ? »
« She’s way more fat than just oboses »

by Golderose January 26, 2021

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Obose

The combination of an oboe and an obese person; an oboe played by an obese person.

Not to be confused with: the plural of oboe, which is oboes.

To be confused with: Pavarotti playing the flute.

Guy: Hey, check the obose; he's got the oboe lost in his rolls of fat!

by Callum Dougan May 19, 2006

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