Ohio

Florida of the midwest.

turns on news "Ohio man steals $1200 worth of Swedish Fish from IKEA"

by rye in frogs July 26, 2018

obviously there is no truth to it

‘UMM IT’S A FUNNY THING. PEOPLE CAN BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANT TO BELIEVE... (further on in the interview) BUT OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO THRUTH TO IT OBVIOUSLY’ ~ louis tomlinson.

how does he expect us to even slightly believe that. this is a quote from an interview that has been recently taken down 😃. this was to TRY to deny larry stylinson (ship between louis tomlinson and harry styles) but it OBVIOUSLY did not work because non of us larries were convinced 😃. antis try to come at us with this interview as proof but after they see it not even they can believe how bad both of them are at lying.

me: larry is fake. OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO TRUTH TO IT OBVIOUSLY

my friend who is fed up with me quoting 1d and larry but now knows everything: all payne no liam

by harrysgayvodka January 5, 2021

Ohio

The only place with Arctic weather and Summer weather in all four seasons, plus an unnamed fifth season where it rains toothpicks. Home of several big companies and wide fields of crops.

This week's two-day forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.

by Hnery Derpington III January 26, 2014

kingston ohio

A lower class paradise populated by a bunch of mindless slobs with snot on their upper lips and drool dripping from their lower lips, with no purpose in life beyond their next forty and package of bath salts. residents are frequently seen at the JFS office in Chillicothe, looking for a handout. work is anathema to a true-blue kingstonian.

Bubba: "Heyyy, mannnn, les' go ta Circleville, mannnn, pick up a couple of crackhead ho's and party hearty, mannnn!"

Brad: Yeahhh, mannn, goood ideearrr, mannnn! We'll be the envy of every goober in town,mannn!

Actual kingston ohio lingo, man!

by icewolf July 22, 2012

Ohio

Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn field corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn football corn corn fuck michaigan corn corn corn corn

Person: Where are you from?
Ohioan : Corn

by 🌽 September 27, 2019

Ohio lady omelet

Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".

Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)

Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)

by wizecracker June 5, 2016

Ohio Turnpike

An expedient vehicle maneuver used when one needs to defecate immediately (typically a code brown diarrhea emergency) so one is forced to pull to the side of the road. Pull far enough off on the right shoulder and slightly angle the front of the car toward the road. Open the passenger door and no one can see you from in front or behind thus enabling the pooper to squat and lose his bowels in complete privacy.

Dude, I’m gonna’ shit myself! Pull an Ohio Turnpike NOW!!!!!

by MagsMcGavin June 2, 2018