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Wingman's Oath

The oath taken between two bros who have had more than one month's worth of acting as eachother's wingman and have chosen to make the sacred commitment of "permanent wingman". Typically the credo is spoken with the left hand on a copy of the Bro Code and the right hand raised
"Dude, i think it's time to take the Wingman's Oath"

"I'm down"

"Raise your right hand and say the words"

"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."

"Amen"
by Mr. Sousa July 22, 2009
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outchere

A common pronunciation of "out here" by mainly Louisiana natives.
Mane we be starvin' outchere, ya heard me?
by Lickle Wayne July 24, 2010
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Bloody Oath

A phrase of approval when you agree with something. Commonly used by Australians
"Tony Abbott is a wanker"

"Bloody Oath!"
by mrratburn April 3, 2015
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take oath

take oath means swear down for like traverlers gypsies or people grown up around them mainly used in kent maidstone area
Take oath on ya muvvaz life u neva took me catapult boy
by Joka! September 17, 2006
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oasch

austrian german way of saying ass

very beautifull word bc i use it all day and make people question their life with it.
du debade oasch fotzn oida i hof das du morgn mit an auto überfoan wirst!
by stommm June 10, 2020
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Oitch

Business is growing, need to employ an Oitch to do the paperwork
by Charliechaps May 15, 2021
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weed oath

When one one vows that if there is weed in the area and offered to one they shall smoke it
Bro 1: hey bro wanna hit this blunt ?
Bro 2: shit dog I’m on a weed oath tonight so hell yeah
by Weedfingers January 6, 2020
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