A large hairy North American ape believed to be smuggled here on a raft from Ireland centuries ago. Native to the Camden county area of NJ more specifically Gloucester City. This Ape doesn’t venture far from its native homeland and is scared of bridges. Known to claim living rooms as its own across South Jersey. It can be seen rummaging at the local five and dime or Tooties and is known to do “hood” walks. Its wardrobe is mainly that of a Notre Dame hoodie and really long sweat shorts. It’s diet consists mainly of Bud Light and stale beer pretzels.
Look kids, it’s an O’Donnell.
Joe: I think something was rummaging through my trash can?
Frank: I bet you it was an O’Donnell!
Joe: I think something was rummaging through my trash can?
Frank: I bet you it was an O’Donnell!
by kieps31 November 7, 2025
Get the O’Donnellmug.