Nutellabetes

Nutellabetes is what you get as a result of eating too much Nutella. As we all know, Nutella is very addicting, and this addiction can become a problem, with the consequences of getting Nutellabetes. When you are diagnosed with Nutellabetes, your blood type becomes Nutella and you sweat Hazelnut. There is no known cure for the disease, and the only way to prevent it is to put the damn Nutella jar down.

Hey, Mom! Can we buy some Nutella?" "No, Haley. You're going to get Nutellabetes from eating that so much!

by Checkboo. May 2, 2011

Carpe natem

Latin for "Seize the Butt Cheeks" or "Seize the Booty"

Tom: "hey, so tits or ass?"
Bill: "Carpe Natem, Bro. Booty. Everytime."

by Dasgay May 18, 2014

Duke Nukem

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time

That's one Doomed space marine...

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

Nutmuppet

A nice but dim middle aged man

Your dad is a nutmuppet

by Lord Yorby April 11, 2021

nutella job

when a high school girl is so in love with nutella she slathers on a boys penis and begins to perform oral

Caroline: does anybody want a nutella job
Brandon: yea lets go outside

by thekingoflou December 4, 2011

yuppie-nuremberg defense

the "yuppie nuremberg" defense is when someone does something they know is wrong but tries justify it by simply saying they're doing it for the money. typically a lame excuse. . from the film, "thank you for smoking."

1; You know what your doing is wrong.
2; Everybody has a mortgage to pay.
1; Ah, the yuppie-nuremberg defense.

by markymark44 March 7, 2010

Nutella

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

by themuseicman May 15, 2006