Nugtard

A derogatory term used to explain how one not only acts like a retard but looks like a chicken nugget. In other words, the individual looks and acts as if they have down syndrome.

Larkin, you are a nugtard.

by smuts June 17, 2011

NFTard

A degoratory term for Crypto-nerds who spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on glorified and worthless jpegs and then get mad if someone screenshots and distributes it.
An NFTard doesn't own NFT's for the art, they only want to own something so nobody else can own it.

Beta Crypto pleb : I just bought another 140k monkey NFT

Based sigma male-chad : My brother, you're an NFTard *screenshots*

by oopsImScorpio November 28, 2021

netard

A cross between a neek + a retard

1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard

by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006

Nutnard

Noun. Most commonly used as a term of derision when an otherwise generally intelligent person does something stupid. However, the term is perfectly acceptable for use to describe a generally stupid person who does something stupid.

Don't look at me nutnard, you're the dealer as you could plainly see by the 'Dealer' chip right in front of you.

by Blackstacks November 18, 2010

nuttard

A retard that acts like a dickhead.

Peter is a nuttard for getting drunk everyday and irritating everybody.

by Jack Sz. June 21, 2005

nubtard

Something or someone that acts like a "retard" but really is not.

Nathan, Stop acting like a nubtard. Go ride the short bus.

by reeky clan December 28, 2005

Netardus

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011