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nursing a beer

to take a long time to drink one beer
John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)
by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015
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nursing student

Condition: Nursing Student

Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
by LZS September 26, 2010
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pink nosing

Stimulation of a woman's ego because she deserves it, and you know she deserves it, and she knows she deserves it.
I have been pink nosing the boss lady since I've started here. It hasn't earned me any pinkie points, but if does feel nice.
by Chestnut & Hazel April 9, 2019
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clown nosing

When a woman is on her period and sits on a man's face leaving him with a red nose.
Julie and Greg were clown nosing.
by Chilidoggin January 14, 2008
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NSinger

A person who jews out of events because his/her cost-benefit analysis did not yield satisfactory results.
We were going to check out the cool new bar but Nick was an nsinger and backed out at the last minute because the drinks were too expensive.
by TerriShaiv April 21, 2014
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Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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nursing school

the hardest most stressful shit one will ever go through in life.
"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
by nurseintraining March 6, 2008
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