Conspiracy Nutjob

A "conspiracy theorist" who will believe anything without a second thought, even if it is not based in reality whatsoever.

Will especially believe in any fake conspiracies if you attach some sort of "demonic" or "Satanic" correlation to the "theory", since most of these nutjobs tend to be from/of some sort of christian faith.

They are the worst kind of sheep; since they think they are not sheep, while still being sheep.

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "OMG TEH WORLD IS RULED BY TEH DEVIL WORSHIIPIN PPLZ."

Conspiracy Nutjob #2: "I KNOW, AND THEY TOTALLY SACRIFICE PPLZ AT THIS BEHEMAN GROVE PLACE."

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "ONOS!"

by TheRainbowSerpent June 13, 2013

Nujobi

meaning... "everyone is worth something, all the time".

IN BUSINESS ...also the name of a mobile marketplace, Content marketplace, get paid for living, instant copyright tracing with Nujobi.com

If facebook is worth 100 billion and they rely on your content then what are you worth?

see the pont , your life and what you know, what you see is worth a whole bunch of money.

Nujobi it, make them pay

The 1% control the internet unless you Nujobi

by Nujabes October 22, 2012

Nutjob Mcgee

A crazy person who says the strangest things whom you can't really tell is just trying too hard to be edgy or is genuinely a lunatic

Joachim was such a Nutjob Mcgee, he would tell his friends there were fairies in his brain and laughed before he began talking about the Zionist conspiracy

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020

nunjob

The act of oral sex, when it involves a nun.

I received a fantastic nunjob in the vestibule last Sunday.

by Philatlarge September 17, 2007

nutjobocracy

Noun: The class of people in positions of power who have completely delusional ideas about the political system in this country, make claims that completely contradict the claims they made last week, and think the rest of us want to hear them.

Rush Limbaugh decided to spread his delusions to the members of the nutjobocracy who listen to him.

by Sinergy July 24, 2009

Nutjob

To suck on a mans nuts and penis to where he "busts his nuts"

"Hey Suzie did you give Tommy a nutjob last night"
"Ya Sally! I was so good he creamed me everywhere!"

by Thedilemmashere February 24, 2015

Nomjob

The act in which a woman gives you a blow job whilst saying "nom nom nom" on the tip of the penis

Women: "Nom Nom Nom"
Man: "Slob on my nom!"
Thats a nomjob

by Num nummer June 30, 2012