Number 3

Taking a crap so big that it exceeds Number 2 status. A crap so large that you only see, hear about or experience it on a few occasions a lifetime. It is so big a plunger can't even begin to have an effect on it.

Man I wouldn't go in there because Johnny just took a Number 3 and a plumber is on the way to unclog the pipes.

by BackDoorMan84 August 31, 2014

Number 3

The beer shits. Also known as pissing out your ass or shitting through a screen.

"Dude, I drank too much Mickey's last night and need to take a number 3."

by k-l-s August 13, 2008

Number 3

Getting Freaky Down There.
Slow And Steady.

Yeah yesterday she was doing number 3..

by Eddie May 20, 2006

Number 3

Pooping and vomiting at the same time. The vomiting is often done in an adjacent trash can, but when one is unavailable, the person has no choice but to de-throne and vomit in the dirty poo water toilet or else on the floor. Neither option is desirable, that's why people keep trash cans next to the toilet. Also known as taking a Lauren.

Last night was pretty rough, I just took a messy number 3. I need to brush my teeth.

by Agent Brian December 05, 2012

Number 3

When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."

Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.

by wordelder June 23, 2011

Number 3

To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.

Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video

by Walter Schwartz March 21, 2015

Number 3

Diarrhea

I ate some bad fish and had to go number 3 a couple hours later.

by Hot_Salsa November 14, 2010