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Bono-nucleosis

An abnormal inflation of the ego generally attributed to lead vocalists. Common symptoms include douchy behaviour and failure to acknowledge band mates as equals. Term coined by Steve Terreberry.
That guy’s Bono-nucleosis makes me sick.
by StringedGuitar17 October 27, 2021
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Nuclear Strike

Nuclear Strike

1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.

2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. Strike Series:
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear

2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.

A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.

A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number

Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.

A presses 3, phone rings.

Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.

hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc

Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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A civilization reference to the fact that the oh so peaceful Gandhi love FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMBS ALL BEWARE
Yup this is Gandhi, oh how peaceful ... nuclear Gandhi NO
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Nuclear Icebreaker

The rarely used and last resort tactic when its comes to icebreakers during conversations with females. A Nuclear Icebreaker is when you whip out your dick at the start of a conversation with a woman.

Defined by Pat from Two Best Friends Play - Youtube video "Cryostasis - Matt and Pats shitstorm of scariness" 12:43 minutes in.
Nuclear Icebreaker - When you are talking to a girl and you just take out your dick, because a normal icebreaker is weak.
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nuclear winter

The ecological and environmental devastation that would follow a nuclear war. It is often disputed whether the result would be very hot or very cold. Most scientists agree, nuclear winter would - at first - be very very hot. Then oh sooooo cold. Brrrr.
Example 1: Our hotel room was so hot last night, it was a damn nuclear winter.

Example 2: Our hotel room was so cold last night, it was a damn nuclear winter.
by ladainian the great January 16, 2009
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nuclear option

An act of retribution or last resort that is unwarranted or overly severe in its consequences.
She de-friending him on Facebook was the nuclear option; it was unnecessary and embarassed him in front of his friends.
by outnabout April 21, 2010
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Nuclear Beauty Parlor

To mess with people by laughing at something you feel totally serious about, usually improvised by a group of female friends. The original Nuclear Beauty Parlor was group of Art Punk chicks in San Francisco back in the eighties. They started out getting arrested protesting nuclear weapons and then did street theater dressed in pink beauty parlor smocks and looking good so they wouldn't get beat up by cops. Then music producer Bill Graham liked the lyrics to their theme song and funded the 45 vinyl single recorded by members of The Tubes because the Nuclear Beauty Parlor was not a band. The record is archived at Swarthmore College as an artifact of the nuclear freeze movement. The lyrics to the Nuclear Beauty Parlor song are sweet, look them up.
Naaw.. this a Nuclear Beauty Parlor, right?
by artbomb July 3, 2011
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