Noncester

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.

Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.

by Mighty Ducks Sunshine Beam January 22, 2019

Newscaster

A person who repeats stories, statistics, ect. to you that they heard or read and make it seem like they researched it.

Matt gave me all kinds of facts today, then I went home and watched them again on ESPN...He's such as newscaster!

by Fine Wein January 22, 2009

noobcaster

A noobcaster is someone who plays a "Caster" class in a RPG, and is bad or new at it.

World Of Warcraft : " Hey guys this mage in our group is a NOOBCASTER!, Learn2Sheep"

Diablo2 : " LOL U R SUCH A NOOBCASTER, STUPID BMANA SORC"

by Jack Welch October 4, 2006

Noreaster

A large storm that makes real men happy and sissys mad. Mostly in New England

"dammit another fucking noreaster i gotta fucking shovelt he fucking driveway AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"ohhhh yeah no school bitch gonna ride my sled alllllllll day

by Cheese Bob January 20, 2007

noreaster

the normal weather for syracuse new york..

yea.. the weather really sucks here..

by Big Robert February 15, 2005

Newscaster 2.0

A sarcastic term for facebook; used to refer when most people have statuses revolving around the same thing, such as new movies or storms.

Abby: Hey did you hear about the tornado coming this way?
Paige: Yeah, I heard about it on Newscaster 2.0!

by whatpaigeesaid August 7, 2010

noymaster

Master of Noy see noy

1."hey noymaster you totally fragged that CT back to lagsville good game"
2. you must be dumber than a fish to need another example

by Juke Box Larry January 28, 2004