splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.

" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"

by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009

The Nooge

Fan nickname for Ted Nugent

This is a cool song, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang", who sings it?

The Nooge!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 7, 2012

Nonged

1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law

Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there

by nongs thai cuisine May 15, 2018

Flubber Noogen

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking

Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.

by The Original Kweej December 1, 2016

nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

by seb and mike January 2, 2009

Nogger

Nogger is an icecream from the icecompany Algida. There are a lot of different noggers such as the black nogger and the classic nogger.

You can also use nogger as a racial slur

I'd like the classic nogger

You really are a stupid nogger

by Fuck KAM all my homies hate KA January 5, 2018

Soured Nooder

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.

OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020