Noodle

to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away

I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle

by Zimbo-argie June 26, 2012

Noodle

Goofball, asshole, a straight clown-ass dude. Mainly used in the Philadelphia area.

Yo that nigga is a straight noodle son.

by slang doc February 10, 2015

Noodle

An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.

Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.

After three months of texting me everyday, meeting my friends, and making future plans, the noodle abruptly ended things by saying “he wasn’t in the emotional place to date and didn’t want to lead me on.”

by Ootheco February 10, 2022

Noodle

Def: one who is temporarily acting brainless.
Origin: Inner city Philadelphia schools - as a replacement for the word "plug" which had the same meaning.

Maaaaaan, You's a NOODLE!

by Jen Ragen June 15, 2004

Noodle

1. An outrageous and extra person.

2. Someone who enjoys storing clothes, especially socks under their pillow.

I bet that clown over there puts his socks under his pillow at night like a typical Noodle.

by totalshm October 18, 2019

Noodle

Asian people, according to the slang of Nik Richie's TheDirty.com

"Yo, that chick smells like noodles."

"She must be part Asian dude"

by joobledotz March 29, 2010

Noodle

Noodle is another word for bex

Person #1: hey did you see noodle's outfit today?
Person #2: yeah it was so artsy
Person #1: yeah i wish i could dress more like noodle

by Pusswhip October 22, 2010