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Nogaring syndrome

A special sociological syndrome in which a person thinks about an item or a person, and in the recent time after the thought the item or person appears.
Oh man you won't believe what a Nogaring Syndrome happened to me yesterday; I thought about Luis and saw her later that day after 2 years apart!!
by Forthebettergood May 4, 2018
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Nogtard's pants

Tent-sized light blue Y-fronts worn by Nogtard. First spotted on 22nd August when Nogtard stopped in the street and lifted his polo shirt. The pants were halfway up his chest and of a style not made since 1987. How often he changes them is anyone's guess.
Are we getting a marquee for my birthday party?

Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 22, 2009
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Nigard

A cheap, stingy person, who handgs on to his money and possessions. The adjective form is "nigardly". Both of these words have fallen out of use because they sound too much like "nigger" and "niggerly". Calling a black person a nigard would probably get you punched in the face.
No bonuses again this year! My boss is such a fucking nigard.
by dragin86 November 10, 2010
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Nogtard

The absolute spacker of a man that loves Hill Ginger biscuits and Sargents apple pies. This fat Nig-Nog is also known as the Patrick Road Chimp and only moves it's huge tongue when trying to impress people by stating the obvious. Many believe the reason for him having such a long tongue is because he has licked all the vanilla from the bottom of every bucket ever consumed by him. Living with the Spack Dancer, this retard tries to operate the fish tank with the television remote.
Nogtard: Done some shoppin' then?

Dad: <struggling with 10 asda bags> yeah.
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Ngardæym

Ngardæym is mostly used by Norwegian Muslim individuals that do not want to write or say “goddamn”.

It is evenly used for expressing happiness or expressing empathy when something does not go one’s way.
Person 1: I got an A on my test!

Person 2: Ngardæym!

Person 1: I absolutely failed my class...

Person 2: Ngardæym...
by Hablishahabla October 9, 2020
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nogardless

Yet another bastardization of REGARDLESS. Also see irregardless. Anyone who uses either irregardless or nogardless deserves to be stabbed in the face repeatedly with a dictionary until the correct word, definition, and usage sinks in. Also see The Nogardless Game.
Nogardless should never be used in a sentence, regardless of how many dumb little twats are going to do it anyway. Please don't follow their example.
by #HashtagHashbrown May 27, 2014
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Nogrady

A person who frequently drops celebrity names to create (in their own estimation) an implied sense of self importance. A meme which originated on Facebook.
OMG I was at this random house after a Katy Perry show.. pre famo... as I walked in Rihanna was leaving.. Paris Hilton was hitting on Simon Rex in the kitchen.. I asked a guy outside for a light.. he turned around and it was Adam Levine... It was his house.... then Sam Ronson pulled up in her Ferrari with her brother Mark.....

Oh shut up, stop being such a Nogrady!
by Hollywood Crab August 21, 2011
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