Node

A horrible person; a person with a heart of darkness; a turd

That person is such a fucking node

by NBM99 March 29, 2016

node

Part or particular particle that's in neutral mode.

Care to join me in node?

by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008

node

a short and skinny penis

Man u got a node

by Yo May 8, 2003

Node

A word you call someone. It has no specific definition. It doesn’t mean anything but it also means anything you want it to be.

Gavin: you lookin like a node
Hunter: what’s a node
Gavin: It’s what you are

by TheFuck69 May 30, 2018

Node

A loser, dork. Can be used as a friendly insult.

You are such a node, Bob.

by Da Node May 13, 2005

node

Don't touch them.

Get the fuck away from my nodes. Don't touch them. I said go away what the hell do you do

by The Man Bringer-Downer December 10, 2003

Vol node

A vol node also known as an “implied volatility node” is something which supposed “Options trading experts” on Twitter have trouble grasping. It might be that their ego and self-worth is too inflated by the crowds of retail traders they lie to. These so called “experts” were dropped on their head as a kid so they didn’t get to that part of the book yet in “Options for Dummies” to learn what it is yet.

On a more serious note, a vol node is simply a point that represents implied volatility as a function of strike, moneyness, delta, or standard deviation from the underlying.

Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: There’s a kink in the /NG Natural Gas curve for the March tenor. A large block order came through and jacked up the implied vols of the OTM calls. I’m going to sell it then delta hedge as the skew reverts so I can profit the spread between the market vols and my theoretical vols.

Twitter Volatility Expert with a bunch of followers breaks into the office (Retard): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! A VOL NODE ISN’T A REAL THING!!! YOU GIYS ARE STUPIDDD YOU CANT MAKE MOMEY OFF THAT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED OR TRADED BEFORE!!!!

Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: Security, please escort this retard out the building, thank you.

*retard later ends up throwing a tantrum later online and talking to the voices in the walls*

by Obama’s Last Name December 27, 2021