nDevour

Someone who just pwned somebody.

You just got nDevoured!

person 1 :did you see my no scope !?

person 2 : Yeah you totally nDevoured him!!!

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person 1 : OMG RAGE QUIT!!!

person 2 : no he got nDevoured

by billllnye June 17, 2010

Noreveniz

A word used by people when talking about whether or not the footballer Steven Gerrard's baby is his or not. It envelopes the same meaning as 'not even his'.
Spoken mostly by people from Liverpool and more prominently Everton supporters, such as Jamie Carragher for example who is both.

Jamie Carragher's missus- Jamie wake up love we've got to get to Steven Gerrard's baby's christening.

Jamie Carragher- Aww fuckin' 'ell love do we 'ave to? It's noreveniz!

by KEJIAN March 3, 2009

Noder Neder

Noder neder is a phrase in Hebrew. Noder stands for "I swear", neder is like an oath, a vow. You can use it when someone doesn't believe to something you say and you tryna make him believe you. Also, you use it when something good happens and you wanna tell others. Another use is when someone is trying to prove a point.

1. Bro, noder neder, I didn't steal that money!
2. I won the match, noder neder!
3. I didn't understand, noder neder, what a tasbich

by GBroaOh February 13, 2021

Vol node

A vol node also known as an “implied volatility node” is something which supposed “Options trading experts” on Twitter have trouble grasping. It might be that their ego and self-worth is too inflated by the crowds of retail traders they lie to. These so called “experts” were dropped on their head as a kid so they didn’t get to that part of the book yet in “Options for Dummies” to learn what it is yet.

On a more serious note, a vol node is simply a point that represents implied volatility as a function of strike, moneyness, delta, or standard deviation from the underlying.

Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: There’s a kink in the /NG Natural Gas curve for the March tenor. A large block order came through and jacked up the implied vols of the OTM calls. I’m going to sell it then delta hedge as the skew reverts so I can profit the spread between the market vols and my theoretical vols.

Twitter Volatility Expert with a bunch of followers breaks into the office (Retard): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! A VOL NODE ISN’T A REAL THING!!! YOU GIYS ARE STUPIDDD YOU CANT MAKE MOMEY OFF THAT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED OR TRADED BEFORE!!!!

Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: Security, please escort this retard out the building, thank you.

*retard later ends up throwing a tantrum later online and talking to the voices in the walls*

by Obama’s Last Name December 27, 2021

node

The entry point to a network or machine from a network.

Pinging node #1...
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ARCHIVED.

by larstait October 15, 2003

secure node

A person who can be depended upon to keep any secret regardless of their age, disability, ethnicity, gender, gender identity, height, nationality, religion, sexual orientation, skin color, weight, affiliations, or external pressures.

Oh Craig, he's a secure node - you can tell him anything.

by damndoozy April 3, 2013

Dirty node

When an online order is unable to be found, and therefore is shorted.

"Damn, I couldn't find that Nike shirt. I suppose that's another dirty node."

"We really need to get a handle on all these dirty nodes"

by YanCanLTD May 3, 2018