Nogtard's pants

Tent-sized light blue Y-fronts worn by Nogtard. First spotted on 22nd August when Nogtard stopped in the street and lifted his polo shirt. The pants were halfway up his chest and of a style not made since 1987. How often he changes them is anyone's guess.

Are we getting a marquee for my birthday party?

Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 22, 2009

nubtard

someone who is a cross between a n00b and a retard. a nub-tard. Usually used in extreme cases of n00bism or retardedness in gaming-circles.

Holyboy was such a nubtard when he suicided his army against me.

by tuxed0 of irc.netgamers.org February 21, 2005

noobtard

noob + retard = noobtard

<frank0> how do i register my nick ?
<Gwar> type /msg nickserv help
<frank0> whats nickserv ?
* frank0 was kicked by Gwar (whatta noobtard)

by D.a.r.k.S.t.a.r May 3, 2008

Nogtard

The absolute spacker of a man that loves Hill Ginger biscuits and Sargents apple pies. This fat Nig-Nog is also known as the Patrick Road Chimp and only moves it's huge tongue when trying to impress people by stating the obvious. Many believe the reason for him having such a long tongue is because he has licked all the vanilla from the bottom of every bucket ever consumed by him. Living with the Spack Dancer, this retard tries to operate the fish tank with the television remote.

Nogtard: Done some shoppin' then?

Dad: <struggling with 10 asda bags> yeah.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

Nubtard

A common name for a young gamer, who makes stupid, immature or vandalistic acts. Usually in an MMORPG. When in a group, a Gaggle of Nubtards

Player 1: Finally! My Guild temple is complete!
(turns back to walk away)
Nubtard : HA! PW3ND!! (spray paints a phallic image on the temple door and flees)
Player 1: Damn those Freakin' nubtards....

by 12 ounce February 21, 2008

nubtard

Something or someone that acts like a "retard" but really is not.

Nathan, Stop acting like a nubtard. Go ride the short bus.

by reeky clan December 28, 2005

noobtard

One who is new at a video game and bwlieves themselves to be "1337 H4X0125" anyway. They are characterised by the distinct ability to get themselves killed every half second. This person may be slightly retarded.

Examples of n00btard behaviour taken from actual games: "1 4m 50 1337!", "Z0m6 H4x!", "W47cH M3 D13!", "M4 50 H012ny.", "1 4m 500000 H07! 61v3 m3 g01d5!", You are a noobtard.

by general_bleh May 17, 2006