Nobody

Also known as "the third option" Was no one until he met his bestie coco. Asked for five thirty bombs and a can of skoal straight for Christmas and his birthday. Puts anything to do with money into terms of thirty bombs. "That suit cost 5 thirty bombs." Considers the St. Louis Cardinals orgasmic. Had a nine week hook up streak until he met a Commie. Loves Mustasha. Needs to learn how to accept compliments better. Its actually good looking even though he is a Nobody and drives a Nobody mobile.
"Oh. My. God. I cant believe i cheated on my boyfriend!! *sobs uncontrollably"
"It's okay. Just tell your boyfriend you cheated on him with Nobody."
"If Nobody cant do it, No one can."

by Freddy Mora April 19, 2009
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Nobody is perfect and mia is ALMOST perfect!
by NOBODYISPERFECT March 02, 2003
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Nobody is perfect,but my name is nobody so that makes me perfect
by noboofy August 29, 2003
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Nobody:

The most unfunny meme format possible, commonly used by Instagrammers.
Me: Hey John, what's your favorite meme format?
John: The "Nobody:" format.
Me: *kills that bitch*
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I thought she would always be that special somebody, but she ended up being a nobody.
by Light Joker July 28, 2005
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nobody

1) To be an unknown person in reference.
2) Everyone in an unfamiliar crowd.
3) The responsible party to all unwitnessed damage occurring when only children were present.
4) To do nothing, say nothing, to be nothing, to not exist.
1-He was nobody to me.
2-They were nobody special to us.
3-Who broke the window? Nobody!
4-Impossible if you're alive.
by cunninglinguist May 03, 2005
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