A pejorative term for a meaningless award with a grandiose name given when a mere pat on the back would suffice.
by pyrodoctor October 10, 2009
by Orv2169 October 09, 2009
by EmeraldGod April 25, 2023
Code for hot chick wearing yoga pants because whoever started the trend deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
by Dirty Dave69 March 22, 2018
The most prestigious prize you can ever wish for. Contestants have their pp measured and the winner is considered person of the century.
Person: Will you be my girlfriend?
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me
by Annoying Piece of Shit? April 14, 2021
The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 01, 2013
Award given to those who have made a lasting impact to Kawaii culture. Almost all nominees are filled with weeaboos or 6 to 15 year olds.
Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Alfred Nobel's intention of the Nobel Kawaii Prize in his will, along with the other five awards:
"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
by Anony. Res October 11, 2023