nitwit

A stupid person. Because the word isn't in great usage right now, referring to a person as a "nitwit" can be considered a more intense way of insulting them.

Tommy: "Cole, you stupid."

Cole: "Eh, whatever, man."

*application of the term*

Tommy: "Cole, you're a complete nitwit."

Cole: "Who do you think you're talking to?"

by Terry Ryzing November 29, 2007

nitwit

a person who apparently has no inkling as to what they should be doing.

Look at Susie, she's a fuckin nitwit!

by Cbutler January 24, 2004

nitwit

A dumb person who won't stop sending happy puppies to everyone.

Colleen Camerooon is a nitwit barnacle head cause she spammed happy puppies to me.

by Collcollxo December 30, 2017

Nitwitness

The essence of a nitwit

Denden has so much effin nitwitness

by DENDEN=NITWIT January 5, 2011

nitwit

Someone who lacks the ability to figure out how to use the social networking website "twitter".

He has been at twitter for hours, and the nitwit hasn't gotten past the profile page!

by crazypinkrose August 5, 2010

No Nut Nitwit

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.

Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!

by Ocide November 3, 2022

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag

Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.

by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007