Nasser

when something is so unfunny that you have to laugh

Person 1: “DaBrat more like DaRat”

Whole Group: “NASSERRRRR”

by nolann March 15, 2022

Nusser

Someone who you know and you can have fun with most of the time.Nusser is a person who you can talk to when you have issues and will always give you strange solutions for them.. but they seem to always work. Nusser is very loud when he talks that some people think hes shouting at them when hes talking to them but hes not.. and keeps on denying that he is. Nusser sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy when he laughs. Nusser will do you as many favors as you need but with a little bit of complaining. he would say stuff like " no man sorry i cant do it ". but once you ask him nicely and mention words like "please" Nusser is all yours!!. Nuseer is a great DJ that can make you listen to him mixing tracks all night long. Nusser's dream is to DJ in front of the largest crowd in the whole world and make them listen to what he's got. Nusser is a very clean and organized person. Nusser ditches early morning classes like no one.

It is 3 am..

Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.

Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.

Baraa: please man !!

Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.

by Barbourita July 1, 2009

Adrienne Nesser

One of the coolest women on the face of the earth. She's married to Billie Joe Armstrong, the gorgeous and talented lead singer and guitarist of American punk band Green Day, and no matter what you teenies care to believe, you are not competition for her and he will not divorce her to marry you. She manages to stay out of the annoyances of Hollywood and remain completely loyal to Billie Joe, as she also raises a family with him.

"Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love." -straight out of the horse's mouth, Billie Joe Armstrong

by S-a-r-a-h May 15, 2005

Neisser

A Neisser is a very angry person. He is not to be fucked with. He could and would kill you if you made him mad enough. A Neisser also isn't very smart but he's great in bed ;)

Some guy: Hey look it's Neisser
Some other guy: Oh shit, don't make him mad, he'll fuck you up.

by amaryllis45403 December 5, 2018

Nasser

An Arabic name meaning, "Victorious".

What's his name?
Nasser

by ArabianSwagg September 24, 2013

Nasser

1. Arabic, primarily Muslim name meaning victorious.

2. A man with above average penis size, considered a human tripod.

2. A man who loves to drop of dick when needed by a thirsty woman.

A. Damn, I need some dick, I'm thirsty for a Nasser.
B. Ooh, my muffin needs a stuffin' gonna call me a Nasser .
C. Hot girl 1. So was his dick huge or what?

Hit girl 2. Hell nah girl, shit was small and nothing compared to Nasser.

by Juicy is my name October 11, 2018

Joe Nasser

1)n. The true Mac C. Ain't nobody touch his game.

2)n. A ruthless drug trafficker that insists upon using violence as means to silience his oppostion.

3)adj. A person who enjoys fruitcake with lemons.

1) I thought I was a pimp in my tricked Civic, but then I saw Joe Nasser roll by in his six fo.

2) I'm going to pull a Joe Nasser and burn your house down, while you're sleeping inside motherfucker.

3) Dan: I've never seen someone eat so much fruitcake with lemons, I'm amazed he hasn't puked.

Chris: Damn man, whatta Joe Naz.

by Sean Karabekir April 21, 2005